Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Kelly

I think that Coach's daughter's name was Kelly; I'm not sure, but I think that sounds right. Kelly, I'm fairly certain, was in her twenties and was totally headstrong and self-confident, so when she met Christine there was probably all kinds of hilarious jealousy and stereotypical passive-aggressive girl fighting. I think, like, they were always polite up front but then they'd make hell of comments implying the other one was really old or young, like maybe they'd be at dinner and they'd be eating some food and Christine would be all: "Oh, the last time I had this was [during some event]," and then Kelly would say, "Oh really? Was that before or after the [some other event that is totally old and vaguely related to Christine's event]?" The audience would laugh at this and during the laughter Christine would regain her composure and then say something like, "No dear, [some other thing implying Kelly is totally young or something]." This probably resulted in cheers from the audience instead of laughter because audiences like it when old people put young people in their place.

Then later there was probably a scene where Coach and Kelly had to talk about it (probably in Coach's office) and Coach said something like "I know she's not your mother, Kelly, but blah blah blah," and then Kelly would say something about how she doesn't want her Dad to be in a bad relationship or she's protective or some other crap and then eventually the conversation would end and they would hug each other because the problem was resolved and then after the hug Kelly would make one more joke to lighten the mood back up.

After this episode I don't think the tension between Kelly and Christine was ever discussed ever again.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Ben said...

Great blog man ! Keep up te good work

12/13/2006 6:58 AM  
Anonymous MK said...

Did you know that the wikipedia article on Coach has a link to this blog? Said article also has some fascinating bits of Coach trivia (e.g. the series ran for exactly 200 episodes, 2 schools named themselves Minnesota state after the show gained popularity, and many "coach fans" really disliked the 1995 season).

12/15/2006 8:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This blog is captivating. Ever read the Coach book? It is also captivating, but in a bad way. Cheers!

-jr

12/18/2006 10:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oops, forgot to leave a link to the Coach book. My mind is too focused on Coach to remember important tasks.

http://ryborg.0catch.com/coach/coach.html

-jr

12/18/2006 10:20 PM  
Blogger Chuck said...

Thanks for the comments, everyone. This is good news, all.

12/19/2006 12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, no....no, that's not really anything like what happens. In fact it's so not like what happens, it might actually be more like Wings. Is this the Wings blog?

12/29/2006 10:56 AM  
Blogger Soul Kitten said...

Wow. Dude I love this blog for the sheer hilarity of its random nature. The witty writing doesn't hurt either.

2/01/2007 12:50 PM  
Blogger Sonny said...

HER NAME WAS KELLY BUT SHE WAS A TEENAGER WHEN THE SHOW BEGAN.SHE AND CHRISTINE GOT ALONG REALLY WELL( WHAT I REMEMBER) FROM THE BEGINNING.

2/05/2007 2:59 PM  
Blogger Kevin Davis said...

When I watched the final episode I have noticed that all of the cast members except for Kelly was not there.. How come?

9/16/2007 12:02 PM  

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